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Quotes About Memories

Well, I hope you like it here, Leo. It used to be .......really nice.
~ Rick Riordan
The times I spent with my children in nature are among my most meaningful memories-and I hope theirs.
~ Richard Louv
Good memories are our second chance at happiness.
~ Queen Elizabeth II
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
~ Samuel Johnson
But collective thinking is usually short-lived. We're fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction.
~ Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
~ Dorothy Parker
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
~ Bill Maher
About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.
~ Milton Jones
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Oh, to be seventy again!
~ Georges Clemenceau
The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor.
~ Jennifer Aniston
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
~ Chelsea Handler
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
~ Steven Wright
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
~ Dave Barry
Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
~ Tina Fey, Bossypants
Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.
~ Steven Wright
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
~ George Carlin, Brain Droppings
I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
~ Jim Gaffigan
Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!
~ Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
~ Bob Monkhouse
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
~ Lois Greiman, Unmanned
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
~ Mitch Hedberg