Quotes About Eating

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

My kids are funny. They won't eat the heels on a loaf of bread. So I patiently explained to them that they eat rolls, and rolls are all crust, just like heels...and now they won't eat rolls!

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Antonio, " Ash groaned, "you know I hate it when you eat at my desk." "I know, " Antonio replied, "but I don't mind and so long as one of us is reasonable, I figured why not?

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

He was the only one doing the eating, so she must have been doing the watching. Women loved to watch men eat, he thought. It was the last blast of primal energy that the hunter-gatherer had left to show.

I normally don't eat junk food.

During the late Victorian period, one English woman in Hampshire who suffered from fits reportedly ate an entire New Testament in an attempt to cure her illness, putting each page in the middle of a sandwich.

Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.

and began to munch.

Hungry dragons may sleep for years, but they do not change their eating habits. He must be found. The dead demand justice, as do the living.

Daddy said a Republican was somebody who couldn't enjoy eating unless he knew somebody else was hungry

The art of Good Eating has two essential points: one must eat only when one is hungry, and one must take small bites.

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

6. REGULARITY: Figuring out when they will sleep or eat is a daily puzzle for parents of spirited children who are irregular. It seems impossible to get them onto any kind of schedule. An eight-hour night of undisturbed sleep is a mere memory lingering in your mind from the days before their birth.

It has been argued that food and eating have replaced sex as our foremost cultural taboo.7 To some extent I agree with this but would point out that the taboo is not against food, or sex, or flesh, but against a loss of control.

My mother insulted me, I insulted her, Jeanne, the stepgrandmother, insulted everything in a skirt, and my grandfather just kept right on drinking. We picked at our food, competing for who could eat the least. When