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Quotes About Baptists

More even than Southern Presbyterians and Southern Methodists, the Baptists provided the great mass of Confederate enlisted men.
~ Harold Bloom
Cats are like Baptists," I whispered to her. "You know they raise hell, but you can't ever catch them at it.
~ James Patterson
In Uganda, I am surrounded, unfortunately, by evangelicals; I can't bear it. Every night I hear the chants of Baptists urging people to be born again.
~ Mira Nair
Because I was a Wheelwright-and, therefore, a New England snob-I'd assumed that Phoenix was largely composed of Mormons and Baptists and Republicans;
~ John Irving
In the event, what actually happened was that citizens, without paying much attention to government at all, went about creating a national culture for themselves. Long before political parties became effective as national, democratic institutions, Methodists, Baptists, and Presbyterians were building the nerve system of a national culture.
~ Unknown
Baptists are only funny underwater.
~ Neil Simon