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Quotes About Computers

His expertise took in anything manufactured in the old gross way from inorganic materials. He was totally lost with modern bacterial electronics, where computers were grown, not made. His work was greatly valued by a few historians of science, and virtually unknown to everyone else
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
We've done this before in other worlds, in other lives. It is our strength, law, medicine, entertainment, and computers, the networking of energy. All of these are arts.
~ Frederick Lenz
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
~ Joe Martin
My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.
~ Joe Sakic
If we don't change course, he fears we are headed toward a world where "there's going to be an upper class of people that are very aware" of the risks to their attention and find ways to live within their limits, and then there will be the rest of the society with "fewer resources to resist the manipulation, and they're going to be living more and more inside their computers, being manipulated more and more.
~ Johann Hari
I think computer viruses should count as life.
~ Stephen Hawking
you can set up communications among computers in several ways; the one you choose depends on your budget and bandwidth needs... okay, most of it depends on your budget!!
~ Ed Tittel
in active directory domain lingo, a group of computers that shares a single namespace and DNS structure is called a domain. a group of domains linked in parent-child relationships (also like the roots of a tree) is called a tree.
~ Ed Tittel
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
~ Edsger W. Dijkstra
Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.
~ Anonymous
Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
~ Anonymous
DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
~ Anonymous
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes... oh, wait a minute, he already does.
~ Anonymous
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
~ Anonymous
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
~ Anonymous
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
~ Anonymous
I used to collect computer punch cards from the data centers.
~ Ross Perot, Jr.
I thought of computers as very low class. I thought of myself as a pure mathematician and was interested in partial differential equations and topology and things like that.
~ Whitfield Diffie
There's so much free material on the Internet you can learn from, and some people are pure self-starters: they pick up computers and teach themselves everything. Certainly there are millions of people like that. But at the same time, I think it's a pretty small percentage of the population.
~ Tyler Cowen
I think that is one of the main goals of pushing forward in machine learning: having computers provide the wisdom that a human companion would be able to provide in offering advice, looking up more information when necessary and those kinds of things.
~ Jeff Dean
Desktop computers - boxes inside boxes - began appearing in those cubicles in the mid-eighties, electrical cords curling on the floor like so many ropes.
~ Jill Lepore
The implied methods would permit construction of entirely new computers reduced in size and basic complexity by a factor of at least a thousand.
~ Frank Herbert
The thing about computers—it's like training a dog. You have to be smarter than the dog. If you make a computer smarter than you are, that has to be accident, synergy, or divine intervention.
~ Frank Herbert
Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.
~ Steve Jobs