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Quotes About Computers

I grew up before computers. Computers are changing things, not all for the good.
~ Graham Hawkes
I'm really interested in the current tech world because of my brother Michael. Since we were little kids, in the 1970s, he was dealing with the first computers. He works for the government.
~ Jimmi Simpson
I was born in Tamil Nadu. I built HCL in UP. The first computers of the world were built in UP, and the UP government has supported us all through.
~ Shiv Nadar
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
~ Bill Cosby
Movies began as a communal experience. Even though we now watch them as DVD's, sometimes alone on our computers, mostly in the history of cinema it has been a communal experience.
~ Alison Owen
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
~ Doug Larson
Then in my early teens, when the home computer bubble was blowing, I had one of the first, an Acorn Atom, and used to write primitive adventures on that.
~ Graham Nelson
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~ Quentin Crisp
We didn't know the importance of home computers before the Internet. We had them mostly for fun, then the Internet came along and was enabled by all the PCs out there.
~ Burt Rutan
Sending grown-ups up the wall is one of the things adolescence is all about. A few years ago it was done with rock 'n' roll music. Now at least they can do it quietly with a home computer.
~ Russell Baker
The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do - put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
~ Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.
~ Dave Barry
Computers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.
~ Dave Barry
Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.
~ Douglas Adams
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
~ Donald Knuth
Computers had their origin in military cryptography-in a sense, every computer game represents the commandeering of a military code-breaking apparatus for purposes of human expression.
~ Austin Grossman
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
~ Janet Reno, February 2, 1998
I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers.
~ Jared Leto
Just Ted? My sense was that he worked in a big Center City skyscraper full of secretaries and fancy computers and big glass windows overlooking Rittenhouse Square.
~ Jason Rekulak
Artificial intelligence expert Roger Schank has an observation about this: He notes that while computers are organized around managing and accessing data, human intelligence is organized around stories.2
~ Douglas Stone
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
~ Albert Einstein
I'm always working. I don't really set limits. I tend to go in bursts. And in between, I'm doing my taxes, answering the phone, and all those kinds of things. I waste a lot of time. Computers take a lot of time. I love computers.
~ Richard Dooling
Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time.
~ Thomas Nagel