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Quotes About Snakes

What shocked me, and what I wasn't prepared for, was just how brutal and how unethical some people can be in the NFL. I mean, there were some great people, but there were some real snakes, too. I was like, 'Holy cow!' But it made me a better person, and it got me ready for other things.
~ Terry Crews
Steve was up for an award as host of the documentary Ten Deadliest Snakes in the World. He lost out to the legendary Walter Cronkite. Any time you lose to Walter Cronkite, you can't complain too much.
~ Terri Irwin
Once again I marveled at Steve's instincts. He knew that this particular snake would be okay for me to pick up. He never hesitated, he never yelled at me or coached me--until I asked for help. Then he simply told me what to do.
~ Terri Irwin
We headed back to the zoo, and back to the tangle of my immigration red tape. I had a renewed sense of confidence. I felt if I could face fierce snakes, I could face anything, even the Australian consulate.
~ Terri Irwin
Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
~ Terry Pratchett
I bussen erfar vi ofta exotiska dofter, från gorgonzola till döda ormar
~ Theodor Kallifatides
It's crowded, she murmured as her eyes laughed into his. The longer we're in here... His thighs brushed against hers as a toddler wiggled up to the glass. The fonder I am of snakes.
~ Nora Roberts
The gift of life. What an odd expression, a still odder gift, this box of snakes and daisies.
~ Lauren Slater
Some people are not just afraid of snakes, they're phobic. The technical term for a snake phobia is ophidiophobia, and people who have it dream of snakes, see snakes under every rock or rumple in the carpet, and freak out when they see snakes on TV.
~ James Patterson
It isn't true that the laws of nature have been capriciously disturbed; that snakes have talked; that women have been turned into salt; that rods have brought water out of rocks.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
It seethes and seethes, a river of darkness, putting forth lilies and snakes
~ D.H. Lawrence
There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.
~ Lemony Snicket
The Big Peruvian Book of Small Peruvian Snakes.
~ Lemony Snicket
There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize. But
~ Lemony Snicket
Holy bejeezus," Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. "This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn't have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it's filled with rabid bats and killer snakes and hairy spiders as big as dinner plated.
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't care that you're short. I like lots of things that are short. Little dogs and daffodils. I hate you because you're mean as a snake. Would it kill you to be nice?
~ Janet Evanovich
I swear, you're a crazy person. You go around up to your eyeballs in snakes and dead people and exploding beavers. It's just not normal. Even when I was a 'ho, my life wasn't that freaky.
~ Janet Evanovich
He had heard odd things about this place, and lions didn't bother him, and who cared about gorillas; they were nothing. It was the creepers that made him squeamish. And the slitherers. And the stingers. And the . . . and the everything, Fezzik decided, to be truthful and honest. Spiders and snakes and bugs and bats and you name it—he just wasn't very fond of any of them.
~ William Goldman
Virtue and wisdom are sublime things, but if they create pride and a consciousness of separateness from the rest of humanity, they are only the snakes of self reappearing in a finer form.
~ HELENA PETROVNA BLAVATSKY
So, success attend St. Patrick's fist, For he's a saint so clever; Oh! he gave the snakes and toads a twist, And bothered them forever!
~ Henry Bennett
The only time we can attract a crowd is for some pilgrimage up some god-damned holy mountain to chase the snakes and banshees out of the country.
~ Leon Uris
I would sooner converse with a snake! He side-stepped the clutter. Speak and have done. Even snakes prefer their choice of company.
~ Janny Wurts
Why aren't they moving?" Cricket asked. She hesitated at a large tree root, inspected the shadows around it, then gingerly stepped over it. "Stupid question. We obviously don't know," Nettle muttered. "Never seen snakes act like this.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
his scales were hot enough to fry snake eggs on.
~ Tui T. Sutherland