Quotes About Value

Humanity may endure the loss of everything; all its possessions may be turned away without infringing its true dignity - all but the possibility of improvement.

The way of humanity is to turn everything into a marketable product. But when we turn something into a marketable product it loses something.

Words are humanity's greatest natural resource, but most of us have trouble figuring out how to put them together. Words aren't cheap. They are very precious.

I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

The death of a dog may not by some be regarded as a tragedy, but some dogs are more worthy than some men, and can be more justly mourned.

Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.

Why was the judgement of the disapproving so valuable? Who said that their good opinions tended to be any more rational than those of generally pleasant people?

Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.

When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.