Quotes About School

What a cool, wacky guy Mr. Klutz is! He is the coolest principal in the history of the world. 7 Teacher for a Day The news about the big chocolate party blew through the school like a hurricane.

playground behind the school so we would learn how to make a grand entrance

I'm going to put Gobbles in detention.

Fizz Ed is gym class

PRINCIPAL SPENCE?!

I was scared. I had never been to the principal's office before.

My name is A.J. and I hate school. If you ask me, they shouldn't teach kids how to read and write in school. They shouldn't teach math. They should teach kids how to do tricks on their bikes. That's what I want to learn!

But I guess until somebody invents a computer you plug into your head, we'll just have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer!

Is it true that if we don't return our library books on time you lock us in a dungeon under the school?" I asked. Everybody

That was Mrs. Roopy wearing a powdered wig and an army uniform." She may have been right, but I didn't want to admit it, because I hate her.

The girl was wearing a backward baseball cap and a black T-shirt that said LED ZEPPELIN on it. "Yo!" she said as she hopped off her skateboard. "They told me I was supposed to be in Mr. Granite's class. Are you Mr. Granite?" "Yes," Mr. Granite replied. "Who are you?" "My name is A.J.," the girl said, "and I hate school." WHAT?!

Ooooo!" Ryan said. "Miss Newman is kissing Luke Warm! They must be in love!" "When are they gonna get married?" asked Michael. "They just did, you dumbheads!" shouted Andrea.

school? When we got to the all-porpoise

the man was Mr. Klutz, the principal of

I'll announce the winning class at the end of the day.

funny. School

My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.

My name is A.J. and I hate it when my school gets attacked by monsters

guys started setting up lights, cameras, and microphones everywhere. Ms. Beard walked around looking us over like a general inspecting the troops. "Oh, this is going to be fabulous!" she said. "It will be the first reality show that takes place in a school. The ratings are going to go through the roof!" "Are we going to be famous like that Snookie lady?" asked Andrea. "That depends on what happens, baby,"2 said Ms. Beard. "This is reality

would rather watch a ballet than go to school.

alphabet and making farting noises with my armpits. But we all had to take a dumb test

We had to walk a million hundred miles back to class in single file. Everybody was being really quiet. Nobody wanted to get in trouble with Mr. Klutz. I looked around for Mr. Granite, but I couldn't find him.

Daisy said, "I hate school too.

They had been attacked by guys in golf carts with blow guns, jumped off a cliff, been locked in a burning school, and had their heads stapled, but putting coins in a slot machine was considered too dangerous for kids.