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Quotes About School

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
~ Bill Cosby
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
~ Mark Twain
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
~ Unknown
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards
~ Mark Twain
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
~ Unknown
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
~ Emo Philips
Mandatory showers had been dropped in the fall, when Lilah Porter protested the archaic practice by staging a sit-in in the gym, where she set up a projector and played the shower scene from Carrie in a continuous loop until the school board caved.
~ Unknown
At Field Elementary School in Omaha, I'd been the only one in my class to flunk kindergarten; I don't remember why
~ Marlon Brando
When you're in college you haven't had that much life. Parents, school, assorted youth activities—that's about it.
~ Unknown
University of Chicago is a Baptist school, where atheist professors teach Jewish students about St. Thomas Aquinas.
~ Martin Gardner
Always fighting, arguing, and mouthing off to teachers and other pupils alike. But it was never her fault, it was always someone else's fault.
~ Martina Cole
The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school.
~ Mary Antin
I see you every day at school, we are young but I know I love you. Every time I talk to you my heart beats fast my mouth goes dry my heart aches for you. It hurts to love you so much. I wish you knew. I'm to afraid to tell you how I feel.
~ Unknown
Even now, in a good school, there is impersonality instead of close human contact; a sterile, cold atmosphere, an unfamiliar routine, language problems, and above all the maza-skan-skan, that damn clock—white man's time as opposed to Indian time, which is natural time.
~ Unknown
In the old days, nature was our people's only school and they needed no other.
~ Unknown
It was actually a women's writing group I belonged to in graduate school that gave me the courage to move from poetry to fiction.
~ Mary Gordon
A mother is never cocky or proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child has just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
~ Mary Kay Blakely
Fui felice di sfoggiare quel poco che sapevo; e poiché mi sentivo già a mio agio con lui, gli domandai perché mai un vecchio volesse frequentare la scuola. Non si risentì; rispose che per un vecchio non imparare ciò che avrebbe potuto renderlo migliore era assai più disonorevole che per i ragazzi, dato che aveva avuto tutto il tempo di comprenderne l'importanza".
~ Mary Renault
There wasn't an anhydrous lacrimal gland in the house, writes the author in all seriousness describing a memorial service for a medical school's cadavers.
~ Mary Roach
Bear in mind, people with eating disorders tend to be both competitive and intelligent. We are incredibly perfectionistic. We often excel in school,athletics,artistic pursuits. We also tend to quit without warning. Refuse to go to school,drop out,quit jobs,leave lovers,move,lose all our money. We get sick of being impressive. Rather,we tire of having to seem impressive. As a rule,most of us never really believed we were any good in the first place.
~ Marya Hornbacher
Richard Dawkins lamented,9 we think that our kids need to have "fun, fun, fun" rather than, say, experience wonder or interest (they are not the same thing) when going to school or a museum.
~ Massimo Pigliucci
School is a temple of knowledge, the library is a temple of wisdom, and Church is a temple of God.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Mrs Elm had short grey hair and a kind and mildly crinkled oval face sitting pale above her turtle-green polo neck. She was quite old. But she was also the person most on Nora's wavelength in the entire school, and even on days when it wasn't raining she would spend her afternoon break in the small library.
~ Matt Haig
Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…
~ Unknown