Quotes About School

I always quit at three when my kids come home from school so I feel pretty spoiled

What nourishes us at home and in school is what inspires us. When we get awareness and learn about the great potential that we all human beings have, we are able to discover our leadership.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

The only place I considered home was the boarding school, in Yorkshire, my parents sent me to.

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!"

There is so much falsehood both at home and at school. At home one must not speak, and at school we have to stand and tell lies to the children.

I was bullied every day at school because I carried a briefcase. I could have left it at home. But I thought it looked great! I didn't understand why anyone else didn't think so.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

The school sent you flowers. I'm sure that totally makes up for the fact that they hired the psychotic, soul-stealing pedophile who murdered you in your own home.

If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope.

School disruption comes from those children who have given up hope.

What I hope we will see from [Donald] Trump very quickly is inclusive rhetoric and rhetoric that brings the temperature down and comforts people so that children feel safe going to school.

I tell you that studying humanities in high school is more important than mathematics - mathematics is too sharp an instrument, no good for kids.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

My father said, "Okay, enough with the Jewish school." He put me into a public school and he said, "If you are the first one in your class, that means the school is bad." That was his humor.

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!