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Quotes About School

Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.
~ Jean Shepherd
Cold was something that was accepted, like air, clouds, and parents; a fact of Nature, and as such could not be used in any fraudulent scheme to stay out of school.
~ Jean Shepherd
Lydia siempre ha sido una madre devota, pero nunca codependiente, como esas madres que extrañan a sus hijos cuando están en la escuela o cuando duermen. Siempre atesoró ese tiempo para sí, para habitar sus propios pensamientos y descansar del incesante clamor emocional de la maternidad.
~ Jeanine Cummins
Lydia's always been a devoted mother, but she's never been the codependent kind who misses her child when he goes to school or to sleep. She's always treasured that time to herself, to inhabit her own thoughts, to have a break from the nonstop emotional clamoring of motherhood.
~ Jeanine Cummins
Their son went to the idol-worshiping, uniform-wearing Catholic school
~ Jeanne Ray
I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment." "I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker.
~ Jeannine Garsee
Stanley was pleased that his classmates, who still remembered his
~ Jeff Brown
Flowy]'d undertaken this mainly because he'd known that going to public school, with girls, would sentence him to fatherhood by age sixteen, and he wanted to evade that pattern, one from which he himself had been born.
~ Jeff Hobbs
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,
~ Jeff Kinney
I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it
~ Jeff Kinney
Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.
~ Jeff Kinney
I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.
~ Jeff Kinney
Rodrick's punishment was that he had to answer a bunch of questions Mom wrote out for him. Did owning this magazine make you a better person? No. Did it make you more popular at school? No. How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine now? I feel ashamed. Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? I'm sorry women.
~ Jeff Kinney
Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven't hit growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.
~ Jeff Kinney
Now there's a black market for toys at our school. Christopher Stangel brought in a bunch of Legos from home yesterday, and I hear a single brick will set you back fifty cents.
~ Jeff Kinney
must've stepped in dog poop when I walked in the grass. And I knew EXACTLY where it happened, too. SQUISH I took my shoe off and went to the front of the room to tell Mrs. Pope about my situation. But I think Mrs. Pope thought I was trying to skip out on the pop quiz, because she gave me
~ Jeff Kinney
According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were too busy or had conflicting work or school schedules.
~ Jeff Miller
Landry returned to school following the war and played fullback and defensive back for the Longhorn squads that won the 1948 Sugar Bowl and, his senior year, the 1949 Orange Bowl.
~ Jeff Pearlman
He held my finger over the toilet at chest-level, let it dangle for several seconds, then dropped it. It landed with a small splash. "Adios, dear finger," said Mr. Burke. He flushed the toilet and watched happily. "Going . . . going . . ." I wondered if this was payback for his being dunked in the toilet once too often by bullies in school. "Going . . ." He frowned. "Aw, shit, it's still there. Fuckin' low-flow toilets.
~ Jeff Strand
He drove past a couple of communal basketball hoops and some black and Latino kids on bicycles, who stopped and stared until he was gone. School had been out for a couple of weeks.
~ Jeff Vandermeer
Andavo già a scuola da qualche mese, quando accadde una cosa solenne ed eccitante che determinò tutta la mia successiva esistenza. Mio padre mi portò un libro.
~ Elias Canetti
Soon the two children will walk down Edgehill Road from the bus stop like burros under their knapsacks
~ Elizabeth Alexander
I'm so excited about school. I'm such a shameless student. I laid my clothes out last night, just like I did before my first day of first grade, with my patent leather shoes and my new lunch box. I hope the teacher will like me :)
~ Elizabeth Gilbert
We were taught to be dependable, responsible, the top of our classes at school, the most organized and efficient babysitters in town, the very miniature models of our hardworking farmer/nurse mother, a pair of junior Swiss Army knives, born to multitask.
~ Elizabeth Gilbert