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Quotes About Doughnuts

I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann's doughnuts in my house, no other brand.
~ Victor Cruz
She was debating calling the lab and pushing for her tattoo when Peabody poked her head in. "We got—Hey, doughnuts." "You'll get yours. What have we got?" "Marc Tuluz. Want him in here or the lounge?" "Here's a puzzler," Eve began. "If we're in the lounge interviewing him, how many doughnuts will be in this box upon our return?" "I'll bring him in here.
~ J.D. Robb
We explore the solar system and the rest of the cosmos with our robots, which are basically our eyes and our ears. So it's great: I get to go explore the cosmos from the comfort of my couch, which I love. I can still eat doughnuts…It's a much better life." —DR. AMY MAINZER, ASTROPHYSICIST
~ Neil deGrasse Tyson
In blissful oblivion the soldier lay dreaming Of cookies and doughnuts and mother-made bread.
~ Nicholas Lester (b.1842)
Sweet cider now, and punkin pize, And maidens fair, and doughnuts greasy: Who wouldn't be a farmer's boy, So phull ov phun, so free and eazy?
~ Josh Billings
Coffee without doughnuts is like a day without sunshine.
~ James Patterson
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?" you might ask. No. They usually eat their fingers separately.
~ James Patterson
A cranky old woman who makes good doughnuts is better than a cranky old woman who doesn't.
~ Lemony Snicket
A cranky old woman who makes good doughnuts is better than a cranky old woman who doesn't.
~ Lemony Snicket
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.
~ Janet Evanovich
There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts. I tried the other two and it wasn't any good. You being in a dry spell, you might have to rely on doughnuts.
~ Janet Evanovich
Ranger hung my bag on my shoulder and looked at me. "Are you okay with all this?" "Actually, I feel like throwing up a lot." "It's the doughnuts." "It's my life.
~ Janet Evanovich
I say! he said. Are you broke? Nelly laughed. Am I? If dollars were doughnuts, I wouldn't even have the hole in the middle.
~ P.G Wodehouse
If I had been irritated by him before, now I was positively seething. He had gone beyond mere mockery; now he was "asking around" about me, prying into my character, encouraging everyone around me to unload about all of Dexter's quirks and peccadilloes. It made me so angry that I could calm myself only by picturing Robert duct-taped to a table, with me standing happily above him clutching a fillet knife. Still, I ate his doughnuts.
~ Jeff Lindsay
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
~ Jeff Foxworthy
New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.
~ David Lynch
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . . . . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.
~ Jim Butcher
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?
~ Rachel Caine
Mr. Lynn gave her one of his considering looks. People are strange, he said. Usually they're much stranger than you think. Start from there and you'll never be unpleasantly surprised. Do you fancy doughnuts?
~ Diana Wynne Jones
She offered Patrolman Mancuso a torn and oily cake box that looked as if it had been subjected to unusual abuse during someone's attempt to take all of the doughnuts at once. At the bottom of the box Patrolman Mancuso found two withered pieces of doughnut out of which, judging by their moist edges, the jelly had been sucked.
~ John Kennedy Toole