Quotes About Adversity

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

My experience is to deal with things through humor.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

You can handle anything if you think you can. Just keep your cool and your sense of humor.

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.