Quotes About Controversy

I love the press; I even like the people that don't like me. If it wasn't for those people, no one would know who I was and I wouldn't have a gig.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

To be honest, I think that Republicans love terrorism.

It's worse now because before I had 16 Republican, conservative people and the media had their favorite but they didn't particularly love anybody. Now it's myself really against the media.

The DACA situation is a very, very difficult thing for me because, I love these kids.

Rappers are emotional. Critics be reviewin me. But I got love for everybody even if you're suin me.

The parents are pissed, but the kids love it.

Let me tell you, my friend, that there are things done today in electrical science which would have been deemed unholy by the very men who discovered electricity - who themselves not so long before would have been burned as wizards.

Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?

Who is hotter, Jensen Ackles or Jared Padalecki? The age-old debate continues!)

If all of your friends are morons is it a felony, a misdemeanor or an act of God if you blow their fucking heads off with a thirty-eight magnum?

Women aren't very bright, Rip says. Studies have been done.

The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Nazis and, inexplicably, I got a real charge out of watching it. Though I wasn't exactly charmed by their deeds, I didn't find them unsympathetic either, nor I might add did most of the members of the audience. One of the Nazis, in a rare display of humor, even juggled grapefruits and, delighted, I sat up in bed and clapped.

I say, staring at her, quite clearly but muffled by "Pump Up the Volume" and the crowd, "You are a fucking ugly bitch I want to stab to death and play around with your blood," but I'm smiling. I

Why wasn't Donald Trump invited to your party?

Certainly, in the spring of 2013 I hadn't fucked up as many gay lives as Bill Clinton had.

Sheen's supposed propensity for violence against women hadn't hurt his popularity with female fans either, and if anyone wants to know what that means, then that's a story for maybe fifty other books.

Clinton's advisers Robby Mook and John Podesta had said when Trump called the Electoral College "a rigged thing" and "a fraud," suggesting that maybe only the popular vote should matter.

In the end, Christian Zionism reduces Jews to the status of pawns in the fulfillment of end-times prophecies that many Christian preachers love to speak and write about.

Welcome to Abortion Town!

It was on the first day of spring that Big Steve and I saw Shelly Carpenter giving head to the hairy man.

one hand, there are those who openly dismiss the philosophical aspect

Would I be commenting on Amy Fisher? Was that the sort of subject that someone who hoped to become poet laureate should discuss? Would those British laureates who had traditionally written about royal birthdays and royal jubilees have dealt with such goings on?

Maureen Dowd - that catty, third-rate, wannabe sorority queen. She's such an empty vessel. One pleasure of reading the New York Times online is that I never have to see anything written by Maureen Dowd! I ignore her hypertext like spam for penis extenders.