Quotes About Controversy

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

If I should ever decide in the future to discuss my deep Christian beliefs and condemnation and sinfulness, I would use another forum besides Playboy.

Usually if nobody hates a piece, nobody loves it, either; and a magazine which sets itself the goal of provoking thought is not doing its job if everybody agrees with what it does.

When someone sets out to be controversial or provocative or shocking as an end in itself, I don't think that's a noble goal.

My goal is to destroy Christianity.

Is it possible for us to witness a world without America and Zionism? You should know that this slogan, this goal, can certainly be achieved.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a woman just wants to have an abortion she should... I do believe if you have an abortion you are committing murder.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

I'm furious about the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.