Quotes About Controversy

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

I've gotten letters, but mostly from Bible-belt types who say, you must be Satan! They come right out and call me Satan and hope that I'm damned to hell.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

I regard the Jewish race as the born enemy of pure humanity and everything that is noble in it.

When art becomes merely shock value, our sense of humanity is slowly degraded.

Anyone who tries to improve the lives of animals invariably comes in for criticism from those who believe such efforts are misplaced in a world of suffering humanity.

Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist.

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.