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Quotes About Clothing

If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.
~ Tim Gunn
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
~ Mitch Hedberg
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits
~ Samuel Johnson
Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
~ Unknown
If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
~ Unknown
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.
~ Marilyn vos Savant
Because of the thinness of fashionable gowns, it was estimated that at least eighteen thousand women dropped dead of cold during the English winters.
~ Marion Chesney
To me, clothing is a form of self-expression - there are hints about who you are in what you wear.
~ Unknown
The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
~ Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
~ Mark Twain
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
~ Steven Wright
Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen, " Marked said, as it were entirely normal.
~ Cassandra Clare, Lady Midnight
A horse blanket, Mel?I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend it. This piece was too small for a horse, but it was just right fo
~ Sherwood Smith, Crown Duel
...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
~ Seth Grahame-Smith
I dont want to show clothes, I want to show my attitude, my past, present and future. I use memories and future visions and try to place them in todays world.
~ Raf Simons
When I think of the future, I think of doing my washing so I've something to wear tomorrow.
~ Julie Walters
Success follows those adept at preserving the substance of the past by clothing it in the forms of the future.
~ Dee Hock
The combination of human skills with technology will always be at the root of any solution to the future of making clothes.
~ Issey Miyake
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
~ Groucho Marx
Do not let your adorning be external...the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear, 4 but let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in Gods sight is very precious. -1 Peter 3:3-5
~ Bible
She had a womanly instinct that clothes possess an influence more powerful over many than the worth of character or the magic of manners.
~ Louisa May Alcott
There's this idea that if you take your clothes off, somehow you must have loose morals. There's still a negative attitude in our society towards women who use a strength that's inherent - their femininity - in any way that might be considered seductive.
~ Demi Moore
Remember that with her clothes a woman puts off her modesty.
~ Herodotus