Quotes About Resilience

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Never fight an inanimate object.

My inner child is not wounded.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead

If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.