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Quotes About Healthcare

Chinese surgeons are the best in the world cos they're always dealing with kids with four legs or two heads in China, but Chinese doctors are rubbish when it comes to getting rid of a rash or a cold. There's a Chinese medicine shop round the corner from where I live and they give you twigs and leaves to eat if you have some eczema or flu. This shows the Chinese are not as up-to-date with everyday illnesses, yet they are great when it comes to removing an extra head.
~ Karl Pilkington
surgeons had been able to keep a heart beating even though it wasn't connected to a body. I thought this was a waste of heartbeats and energy. It's like going out and leaving the TV on. We're constantly being told to save energy, and yet surgeons are leaving hearts pumping.
~ Karl Pilkington
HUMOR IS POWER. ~ Karyn Buxman, RN, neurohumorist __________________     Chapter 1 What's NOT So Funny About Nursing?     12 hour shifts . . . Doctors with attitude . . . Cranky co-workers . . . Frequent flyers . . . Non-compliant patients . . . Frustrated administrators . . . Antibiotic-resistant superbugs . . . Healthcare reform . . . Disorganized supply closets . . . Dwindling budgets . . . Increasing workloads . . . Bad hospital coffee.
~ Karyn Buxman
For a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed.
~ Honore de Balzac
You can't vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man.
~ Jesse Jackson
New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.
~ Bill Maher
When men die of disease they are said to die from natural causes. When they recover (and mostly they do) the doctor gets the credit of curing them.
~ George Bernard Shaw
We shouldn't have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health care decisions on behalf of women.
~ Barack Obama
In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.
~ Bill Cosby
Medical men do not know the drugs they use, nor their prices.
~ Francis Bacon
I'm a mom. I'm from Ethiopia. I gave birth in the U.S. and had all the proper care available to me. If I had given birth in Ethiopia - I don't know if I might have even survived it.
~ Liya Kebede
Honestly, the challenge about being a mom is when something goes wrong - someone's sick, getting someone to doctor's appointments.
~ Soledad O'Brien
Poverty is multidimensional. It extends beyond money incomes to education, health care, political participation and advancement of one's own culture and social organisation.
~ Atal Bihari Vajpayee
I felt that no boy should have to depend either for his leg or his life upon the ability of his parents to raise enough money to bring a first-class surgeon to his bedside.
~ Tommy Douglas
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'
~ Bill Maher
We need to make sure that people can save all the money they spend on medical care by getting it back from their taxes, by reducing their tax burden.
~ Ron Paul
A transfer of money should never be involved in this profound situation. Although illness is profound, too, but medicine's a business today. It's a business.
~ Jack Kevorkian
It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence of wealth.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Health care's like any other product or service: if the consumer is in charge of spending his money on it, then the market will make sure that it is affordable.
~ Rush Limbaugh
If you looked at their cable bill, their telephone, their cell phone bill, other things they're spending money on, it may turn out that, it's just that they haven't prioritized health care.
~ Barack Obama
There is no question that managed care is managed cost, and the idea is that you can save a lot of money and make health care costs less if you ration it.
~ Charlie Norwood
We're gonna have a much better health care plan at much less money.
~ Donald Trump
I got sick, hospitalized, had no insurance. And the money I had saved for our honeymoon went to pay medical bills. So I had been in the position of not having insurance when I needed health care.
~ Dick Cheney
The health care is going to be less money, and we're going to have much better health care.
~ Donald Trump