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Quotes About Shorts

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.
~ Linus Torvalds
I grew up on Nickelodeon.On All That and Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Salute Your Shorts and Rocco's Modern Life and all that. That was my generation.
~ Drake Bell
I need to have proper equipment when I work out, and the Nike Frees are light, comfortable, and great for training. I also usually bring a short-sleeve or long-sleeve compression shirt and a pair of shorts.
~ Sam Bradford
At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
~ Dennis Franz
Las Vegas no less—the Ugly Shorts Heart of Darkness
~ Anthony Bourdain
Michael Jordan always had to wear University of North Carolina boxer shorts under his Chicago Bulls uniform.
~ Atul Gawande
What's with the shorts?" "There's a new fitness trainer. Jamaican gal . . . tall, gorgeous." "And . . . ?" "Bike shorts show off my package." "Jesus Christ." "Jealousy is an ugly thing, Joe." "Get in the fucking car.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be.
~ A. A. Gill
I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it!
~ Andy Samberg
A lot of shorts spend too much time setting up the idea; sometimes they meander.
~ Adam McKay
Coach Phil's shorts probably fit him okay twenty, thirty pounds ago. His red polo shirt with the word "Coach" stitched in script across the left breast was also snug enough to double as sausage casing. He had the look of an ex-jock gone to seed, which, Maya surmised, he probably was. He was big and intimidating, and his size probably scared people. Keeping
~ Harlan Coben
My style is ghetto chic. I love tacky jewelry, mega heels, high-waisted shorts, catsuits.
~ Jessie J
My proposal that Fed governors should signal their commitment to public service by wearing Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts has so far gone unheeded.
~ Ben Bernanke
When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.
~ Dan Fogler
I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts.
~ Thomas Middleditch
Someone parked two spots away from the red Buick. The car door opened, and a pole dancer got out. Yes, Maya knew her occupation. Long blond hair, shorts that barely covered half a cheek, a boob job that lifted them high enough to double as earrings—you didn't need the pole dancing equivalent of gaydar to see that this woman was either a pole dancer or a sixteen-year-old boy's fantasy come to life. When
~ Harlan Coben
Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts year-round. And I would never say never, but I don't wear sandals. With shorts, it's wing tips and tennis socks.
~ Thom Browne
I like to wear colourful clothes because they make me feel happy: short-shorts with funky tights and big jumpers are what I'm into. And I wear most things with hi-top trainers - I'm not a huge fan of heels.
~ Eliza Doolittle
I love skating in shorts, it's really comfortable.
~ Nyjah Huston
I'm quite certain that if the rest of the world vanished overnight and the development of cricket were left in Australian hands, within a generation, the players would be wearing shorts and using the bats to hit each other, and the thing is, it'd be a much better game for it.
~ Bill Bryson
I am quite certain that if the rest of the world vanished overnight and the development of cricket was left in Australian hands, within a generation the players would be wearing shorts and using the bats to hit each other.
~ Bill Bryson
This is comfortable and clean and familiar. Apart from a tendency among men of a certain age to wear knee-high socks with shorts, these people are just like you and me.
~ Bill Bryson
I love making shorts out of jeans, or customizing denim. Basically, I like to rip and distress things... I love that look.
~ Hailey Baldwin