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Quotes About Funerals

If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours.
~ Anonymous
Isn't that a message for us today? There is a refuge for every sinner in Christ. Regardless of how high a man's IQ is or what his position in life might be, if he is outside the place of refuge, he is lost. If the truth were told at many funerals today, the preachers would have to say about the departed person, "A fool has just died. He would not turn to Jesus Christ who is the place of refuge." Are you resting in Christ?
~ J. Vernon McGee
He had hired more mature women to negate any physical temptation, but, as a rule, they had been bossy, maternal, menopausal, and they had more doctors' appointments, as well as aches and pains to talk about and funerals to attend.
~ John Grisham
Honestly, Tabitha, the sooner your novel is written and published the better," Claire said crispl, seeing Barney was made uncomfortable by these comments. "No more talking about Barney's faint. He's better now – that's the main thing." "Ok- let's talk about funerals," Tabitha replied at once.
~ Margaret Mahy
Les riches, pas davantage que les pauvres, ne pouvaient se soustraire à la mort, même si leurs funérailles attiraient généralement plus de monde.
~ Margaret Way
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
~ Yogi Berra
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
~ Mason Cooley
In the fight for civil rights] The threat and reality of death played many roles simultaneously: It is a bitter arena to be played. It was also the producer, director, and often the co-star of many civil rights performances--marches, demonstrations, funerals, rallies, protests, freedom rides, sit-ins, speeches, and eulogies.
~ Michael Eric Dyson
the violence intensified, grandiose funerals became routine, with rousing graveside orations and caskets draped in tricolor flags. People took to joking that there was no social life in Belfast anymore, apart from wakes.
~ Unknown
While funerals are among the saddest events that we humans can participate in, at least they are definitive moments marking change: from living to dead. But perhaps even sadder is the life near its end, such as a human with a fatal malady given a highly definitive death sentence.
~ Unknown