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Quotes About Dandruff

Y ya que los champús medicinales son difíciles de conseguir o muy costosos, se puede usar la pala de cactus machacada para hacer un champú contra la caspa.15
~ Ran Knishinsky
1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I've had both.
~ Ruby Wax
techno boy -- seventeen years old. junior. red car. works at a restaurant. it hurts when he smiles. dandruff. computers, electronic music. seeking a girl that won't eat his heart with a steak knife.
~ Zoe Trope
1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I've had both.
~ Ruby Wax
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
~ Peter De Vries
One of the things I don't like about being tall is having to see the tops of people's heads, especially those of middle-aged men. You can always tell when they're slicking their hair forward to hide baldness. Or worse, you see their dandruff like sugar sprinkles on a cake.
~ Sigmund Brouwer
All of a sudden I understood why I was so moody, neurotic, simultaneously paranoid and megalomaniac, mistrustful, uneasy, driven by ambition but paralyzed by guilt about my ambition, horny, obsessive, compulsive, obsessive-compulsive, not to mention shy, withdrawn, and dandruff-ridden. I was creative. All creative people were like that!
~ Steven Pressfield
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'
~ Robert Pattinson
R]ed hair is slow to lay back once it's got its dandruff up, and her bitchy mood required further opportunity to express itself.
~ Tom Robbins
Night crawled across the desert sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruff.
~ Christopher Moore
Little Bush says we are at war, but we are not at war because to be at war Congress has to vote for it. He says we are at war on terror, but that is a metaphor, though I doubt if he knows what that means. It's like having a war on dandruff, it's endless and pointless.
~ Gore Vidal
Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals -- With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.
~ Clare Boothe Luce
A FEW PETS had come with us for the summer: three dogs and a cat, a pissed-off Siamese with a skin condition. Dandruff. We dressed up the dogs in costumes from a wicker chest, but could not dress the cat. She scratched.
~ Lydia Millet
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff -- it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
~ Peter De Vries