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Quotes About Expired

Sleeping beauty awoke at the kiss of a scientist and expired at the fatal puncture of his syringe.
~ Ray Bradbury
That's the point, it's out of date now
~ Douglas Adams
I spent all of my money on film. I remember I would do these set-design jobs or transcribe or just anything to get, like, a $100 check and go immediately to Adorama and buy expired film.
~ Ryan McGinley
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.
~ Andrew Smith
Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise.
~ Sean Evans
Copyrights have not expired, and will not expire, so long as Congress is free to be bought to extend them again.
~ Lawrence Lessig
On the soft bed of luxury, most kingdoms have expired.
~ Edward Young
But the pill did nothing, probably expired like everything else on the premises.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
The subject, a widely known architect with leanings toward theosophy and occultism, went violently insane on the date of young Wilcox's seizure, and expired several months later after incessant screamings to be saved from some escaped denizen of hell.
~ H.P. Lovecraft
Me, crazy?" Mal raised her voice even higher. "How could I not be? I go to school in a graveyard and eat expired scones for breakfast. My own mother sends me to forbidden places like this, because of some old bird and a lost stick," she scoffed. "There's nothing you can throw at me that's worse than what I've already got going.
~ Melissa de la Cruz
night of limitless possibility expired, of a life forfeited, of a foreclosed
~ Joshua Ferris
Enforcement does not require a border wall; a huge proportion of undocumented aliens have entered the country legally but have remained on expired visas.
~ Francis Fukuyama
I couldn't help but notice the amazing coincidence that the American patent on the production of freon, the principle chlorofluorocarbon used in refrigerators and air conditioners, expired at just about the same time freon was banned.
~ Kary Mullis
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.
~ Busy Philipps
I can either eat the expired turkey meat in the fridge, hoping it will cause me illness so great that no one can deny my need to visit the emergency room, or at the very least, stay home in bed.
~ Susan Lee
Behold how they beckon, those years, long expired, From Heaven, in faded apparel attired
~ Charles Baudelaire
April 5th. You know what that means to me? That means the budget for the project expired at the end of financial year 1968 and was not renewed. (Yes, British government budgets—and the tax year—start on April 6th. Why are you looking at me like that? Don't your tax years start and stop on a random date in April?) I
~ Charles Stross
Copyrights have not expired, and will not expire, so long as Congress is free to be bought to extend them again.
~ lessig lawrence ii
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!
~ John Cleese
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.
~ Busy Philipps