Quotes About Home

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

Home is important. Its important to have a home.

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.

The grown-ups, or maybe I should say the parents, ate in the dining room.

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

I'm a cat. You know cat's don't like to go outside. They actually drop their smell all over a place, and that becomes their place. So when you live with a cat, you actually live at the cat's house.

You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?" "Mmm, " I said. "I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?

We have all lost our possessions and many of us our homes," he said. "But these losses, severe though they may seem, remind us of what no person can take, and that is our minds and our imaginations.

I do think of Bombay as my hometown. Those are the streets I walked when I was learning to walk. And it's the place that my imagination has returned to more than anywhere else.

Independence didn't have to be exile.

What we speak becomes the house we live in.