Quotes About Boogers

I have all these nice clothes that I've bought over the years, and I never wear anything because, when you have a toddler, everything gets spilled, and they wipe their boogers on you, whatever. You end up shifting a little bit, and your values shift a bit, too. I don't care about that as much as I used to.

Q: What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? A: Kids won't eat broccoli.

Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain.

We heard from two bozos who I didn't know, then a guy named Matt Kruschik who ate his own boogers until fourth grade