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Quotes About Manure

Gardening is the handiest excuse for being a philosopher. Nobody guesses, nobody accuses, nobody knows, but there you are, Plato in the peonies, Socrates force-growing his own hem-lock. A man toting a sack of blood manure across his lawn is kin to Atlas letting the world spin easy on his shoulder.
~ Ray Bradbury
Count among Washington's gifts to his future nation his revelation that cows, rather than horses or sheep, provide the most potent dung.
~ Daniel Stone
A valuable by-product of raising ducks is manure. Duck manure is an excellent organic fertilizer that is high in nitrogen.
~ Dave Holderread
Nature does have manure and she does have roots as well as blossoms, and you can't hate the manure and blame the roots for not being blossoms.
~ R. Buckminster Fuller
They got a manure machine in there, " Keller said. He went up to the barn and peeked through a hole between tow boards. "On wheels. It's fun to ride sometimes, when you don't care how you smell.
~ Sandra Neil Wallace
Unlike women's make-up or cow manure, the vanity that comes with popular celebrity is an organic stain with a life of its own that the owners choose to shamelessly exploit rather than remove.
~ David Gustafson
A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure.
~ Émile Zola
The way I see it, the difference between farmers and suburbanites is the difference in the way we feel about dirt. To them, the earth is something to be respected and preserved, but dirt gets no respect. A farmer likes dirt. Suburbanites like to get rid of it. Dirt is the working layer of earth, and dealing with dirt is as much a part of farm life as dealing with manure. Neither is user-friendly but both are necessary.
~ E.L. Konigsburg
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.
~ Ezra Pound
We can move water easily with plastic pipes. We can move shade around with nursery cloth like a tinker toy for animals and plants. Yet we have developed this necessity to grow food with chemical fertiliser because we have forgotten the magic of manure.
~ Joel Salatin
Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in this and other countries is to a large extent due.
~ Richard Blackmore
The volume of water and feed that city horses consumed was matched by their daily output of urine and manure. A working horse produced about a gallon of urine daily and thirty to fifty pounds of manure. That volume filled the New York streets daily with about four million pounds and a hundred thousand gallons of redolent excreta that had to be cleared away. When it wasn't, the streets mired up.
~ Richard Rhodes
What's that smell?" Reynolds asked. That smell is the stuff they grow mushrooms in." DeForrest sniffed the air. "Shit?" he asked. Captain Suzie shrugged. "Manure.
~ David Wellington
The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at
~ Dean Cavanagh
She's magnificent, Radius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite. I can think of a lot of m words that she could be. Magnificent isn't one of them, Stark grumbled. Mental and mean pop into my head, I said. Manure pops into mine, Stark said. Manure? I think she's full of shot, but it's too many words and doesn't start with an m, so that's as close as I could get, he said.
~ Kristin Cast
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
~ Joel Salatin
A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure.
~ zola emile
A growing body of scientific research links antibiotic use in animals to the emergence of antibiotic-resistant bacteria: in the animals' own guts, in the manure that farmers use on crops or store on their land, and in human illnesses as well. Resistant bacteria move from animals to humans in groundwater and dust, on flies, and via the meat those animals get turned into.
~ Deborah Blum
A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure. It will be a good thing for the Rougon family to be founded on a massacre, like many illustrious families. --Monsieur de Carnavant
~ Émile Zola
The stench of the manure that Jean was turning had cheered him up a little. He adored its promise of fertility and was sniffing it with the relish of a man smelling a randy woman.
~ Émile Zola
I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor. "Do you?" Rolf's eyes gleamed. "What is it?" "I don't think you'll like it, Lilah." Celie apologized straightaway. "It involves manure...a great deal of manure." Rolf started to laugh again.
~ Jessica Day George
With the onset of winter Burnham ordered all hydrants packed in horse manure to prevent freezing. On the coldest days the manure steamed, as if the hydrants themselves were on fire.
~ Erik Larson
Why can't you remember your Shakespeare and forget the third-raters. You'll find what you're trying to say in him- as you'll find everything else worth saying. 'We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with sleep.'' - 'Fine! That's beautiful. But I wasn't trying to say that. We are such stuff as manure is made on, so let's drink up and forget it. That's more my idea.
~ Eugene O'Neill
And sweets to the sweet, I replied, then spoke the word that completed the spell, dropping a load of manure upon him.
~ Roger Zelazny