Quotes About Femininity

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases its worth and sweetens its tone.

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

There is nothing more beautiful than a woman with a gentle and peaceful spirit.

I love women in all their different incarnations. My friends are practically all women. They are much more intelligent than men.

Woman are like aesthetic paintings, each unique in their own way.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.

Ladies, beauty is not defined by the size of you jeans.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

The hair is the richest ornament of women. Of old, virgins used to wear it loose, except when they were in mourning.

A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Lipstick is really magical. It holds more than a waxy bit of color, it holds the promise of a brilliant smile, a brilliant day, both literally and figuratively.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God.

Silence gives the proper grace to women