Quotes About Cynicism

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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between sh.. and syphilis in the dictionary.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

El cinismo sólo en un residuo del odio, y aún no te odio.

Of course," Lobo said. "It's not like this is my first dance, and it's not as if you've cornered the market on paranoia.

Cynicism is idealism turned inside out. It stems from an expectation unrealized and a promise perverted. That is so much of Washington today in a nutshell.

Money speaks louder than the public, problems overwhelm it, fatigue sets in, attention falters, cynicism swells. A

My dad used to say the best place to look for sympathy was somewhere between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

I could never be cynical, not that I think there's anything wrong with cynicism. I think it can be quite funny at times. But I just feel so grateful to be alive.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in judging at first sight.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.