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Quotes About Cynicism

My interest in "issues" is merely to point out how badly we're doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don't confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in low they "ought to be.
~ George Carlin
It's all bullshit, folks.
~ George Carlin
You want to find out a mode of renunciation that will be an escape from pain. I tell you again, there is no such escape possible except by perverting or mutilating one's nature. What would become of me, if I tried to escape pain? Scorn and cynicism would be my only opium; unless I could fall into some kind of conceited madness, and fancy myself a favourite of Heaven because I am not a favourite with men.
~ George Eliot
As to his religious notions—why, as Voltaire said, incantations will destroy a flock of sheep if administered with a certain quantity of arsenic. I look for the man who will bring the arsenic, and don't mind about his incantations. Very
~ George Eliot
As to his religious notions—why, as Voltaire said, incantations will destroy a flock of sheep if administered with a certain quantity of arsenic.
~ George Eliot
I tell you again, there is no such escape possible except by perverting or mutilating one's nature. What would become of me, if I tried to escape from pain? Scorn and cynicism would be my only opium; unless I could fall into some kind of conceited madness, and fancy myself a favorite of Heaven because I am not a favorite with men.
~ George Eliot
Cynicism lost and hope won. For the first time, the government of Quebec will be led by a woman.
~ Pauline Marois
This was the wonder of advertising; the complete absence of cynicism. It may have many mansions, but it has no room for Doubting Thomases.
~ Clive Sinclair
The world is a bad place. There are many wonderful people, but on the whole, humanity basically stinks.
~ Dennis Prager
The idea that women are actually getting some jobs - whoopee. I can't say that I celebrate it without a hint of cynicism, because I think of how easily things can drop away and go back to the same old routine of being a boys' show. But I think it's a wonderful thing that women are getting to direct more.
~ Anjelica Huston
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
~ Charles de Gaulle
Many of us develop different flavors of cynicism that we work hard to resist because they can be lazy mental shortcuts.
~ James Comey
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
~ Casey Stengel
There is no power in cynicism. There is no forward thrust in cynicism.
~ Jesse Jackson
It was soon painfully clear that when he looked at me what he mainly saw was a cute animal, clownish and a little stupid, something like a very small dog with buckteeth. He had no inkling of my true character, that I was in fact grossly cynical, moderately vicious, and a melancholy genius, or that I had read more books than he had.
~ Sam Savage
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. Oh? Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.
~ Samuel Beckett
I dont like animals. Its a strange thing, I dont like men and I dont like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.
~ Samuel Beckett
The world is naturally averse to all truth it sees or hears but swallows nonsense and a lie with greediness and gluttony.
~ Samuel Butler
When a guy gets out and gets his face ground into the real world he comes up angry, wants to know how it works, and he'll believe anybody who tells him how, right or wrong.
~ Samuel R. Delany
He yearned for this calm serenity, for smiles without cynicism, for honesty without subterfuge, meeting Mary on that country lane was some things the angels had planned, he had no intentions of letting her go.
~ Sara Hylton
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
~ H. L. Mencken
I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
~ John Cleese
It's a good time to be making movies, despite the cynicism people have about Hollywood.
~ Rob Morrow
In the end, we would like not to be guilty while at the same time being dispensed of the effort of purifying ourselves. Not enough cynicism and not enough virtue.
~ Albert Camus