Quotes About Singleness

In my experience, the unmarried women are the smartest.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I think, therefore I'm single.

One was never married and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague

When did being single become a disease?

You have no significant other at home on any given day of the week. Male, female, alien. I don't care what floats your boat. But you're going to hit crazy-cat lady-territory soon.

Now to the unmarried and widows I say this: It is good for them to remain unmarried, as I am.