Quotes About Laziness

I have enough money to get by. I'm not independently wealthy, just independently lazy, I suppose.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

I woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness - to save oneself trouble.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

Yeah, I am lazy. There's no doubt about that.

Man like every other animal is by nature indolent. If nothing spurs him on, then he will hardly think, and will behave from habit like an automaton.

Human nature is above all things lazy.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age

Ye who, borne about in chariots and sedans know no fatigue but that of idleness.

Sloth is not cured with sleep, nor laziness with idleness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

God is missed through laziness, indifference and unwillingness.

I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head, Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.

One of the troubles with humanity is that it is oftimes too lazy to do its own thinking.

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

Everyone thinks I must have been an ace in school. But I didn't work hard, I was lazy. I liked to be lazy. I thought laziness stimulated your imagination.

When people wish for harmony, I wish for chaos. I'd rather see imaginative means of self-destruction, than to see laziness and wasted potential.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.