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Quotes About Alcohol

It's like some weird excuse for high school kids to vomit. It's not good. It's stupid. I'm sure that's not what St. Patrick's Day is supposed to be about, but who knows.
~ Frances McDormand
I know it sounds weird, but the food that I eat, it doesn't make a big difference, and it never has. So, I've saved a ton of money not buying a lot of alcohol, not going out to restaurants too much. So, I think it's part of our culture, and it's part of a social activity more than anything else.
~ Aaron Patzer
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.
~ Franz Kafka
Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
~ Gro Harlem Brundtland
Some of the elements of sleep hygiene are basically the same as good health practices. Nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol all negatively impact sleep, the more so the closer they're consumed to bedtime.
~ Maria Konnikova
Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.
~ Desi Arnaz
I'd ban drinking from darts.
~ Phil Taylor
But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.
~ David Gest
Brandy is the great cause of destruction for the aborigines of America.
~ Sam Houston
When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
~ Maurice Gibb
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
~ Paris Hilton
I had the taste of the alcohol since I was 11. It allowed me to be clever, charming and to behave outrageously. Acting also allowed me not to be me. So I could indulge every fantasy in this paradise of America.
~ Malachy McCourt
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
~ Jonathan Swift
Some of his pieces were quite good. Others-especially when he'd been drinking-looked like he'd accidentally spilled paint on canvas.
~ Richelle Mead
each general in First Army received a monthly consignment of a case of gin and half-cases of scotch and bourbon; lesser officers combined their allotments in a nightly ritual to make twelve quarts of martinis for the Hôtel Britannique mess
~ Rick Atkinson
They've put warning labels on liquor. "Caution: Alcohol can be dangerous to pregnant women." Did you read that? That's ironic. If it weren't for alcohol, most women would never be that way.
~ Rita Rudner
The Bertam palm of Malaysia, for example, bears large flowers that exude a sugar-rich nectar. This nectar spontaneously ferments to produce a pungent beverage with some 3.8 percent alcohol by volume (ABV), which is about the strength of the beer traditionally served in British pubs.
~ Rob DeSalle
I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.
~ Rob Thomas
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
~ Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
~ Robert Benchley
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
~ Robert Benchley
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
~ Robert Benchley
'Tis because stiffish cock-tail, taken in time,Is better for a bruise than arnica.
~ Robert Browning
Unmatch'd at the bottle, unconquer'd in war, He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea; No tide of the Baltic e'er drunker than he.
~ Robert Burns