Quotes About Alcohol

Many "comfort" foods are involved in the histamine allergy-addiction cycle. You see, we tend to binge-eat the foods that we're allergic to. In the same way, those who are allergic to alcohol tend to binge-drink. We crave the high of the chemicals within these foods and drinks, as well as those our bodies release in reaction to them.

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

When he (Walter Cronkite) drank, he had an appetite for both history and political bullshit.

After Prohibition got under way, alcohol consumption spiked—and continued to rise even as the quality of the spirits plummeted. For a whole generation, across class lines, defying the dry law became an act of self-definition—a necessary rebellion against a sordid, hypocritical ruling class.

As far as liquor goes, Im a hennessy man.

Unfortunately, it's not against the law in this country to drink yourself to death.

Whatever part drink may play in the writer's life, it must play none in his or her work.

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest of my life... It's a religious thing.

research has suggested a link between liberal marijuana policies and low traffic fatality rates. Studies from the Dutch Institute for Road Safety, the U.S. National Transportation Safety Administration, the United Kingdom Transport Research Lab, Colorado University, and Montana State University have all come to the same conclusion: postlegalization, Colorado experienced a drop in both traffic fatalities and beer sales.

Lastly, the two principal reasons behind most gun violence—stress due to poverty intensified by alcohol consumption—are largely ignored by the corporate mass media.

As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him

When it comes to beer, we are the world's wimps. There

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family.

it is true that both the Red Army and the secret police traditionally gave vodka to soldiers who were being asked to do dirty work: empty bottles are almost always found inside mass graves.

That's what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn't worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow

the drunken poet (a genuis by daylight)

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine has clearly never tasted scotch.