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Quotes About Alcohol

They talk about prohibition in America. What can one do in a country such as that?    'What does one do in America when one is sad - without alcohol?' asks Zwonimir.
~ Joseph Roth
Glenmorangie. On the rocks.
~ Ernest Cline
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
~ Esther Dyson
Classically, there are three ways in which humans try to find transcendence--religious meaning--apart from God as revealed through the cross of Jesus: through the ecstasy of alcohol and drugs, through the ecstasy of recreational sex, through the ecstasy of crowds. Church leaders frequently warn against the drugs and the sex, but at least, in America, almost never against the crowds.
~ Eugene H. Peterson
When Prohibition was first enacted in 1920, most people stockpiled alcohol, thinking they'd have enough to last them for years. By 1923, that was starting to run out, so your average person started to rely more and more on criminals.
~ Terence Winter
No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation.
~ Marguerite Duras
I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.
~ Daniel Baldwin
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
~ berle milton ii
Het geluk is daar waar men niet is, behalve met wat drank op
~ Bernlef
Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
~ Big Bang Theory
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
~ Bill Cosby
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
~ Bill Hicks
There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
~ Bill Hicks
By the time Doc Holliday rode into Tombstone in 1880, the town already had an estimated 110 saloons, 14 gambling halls, a plentiful number of brothels, and 1 bowling alley.
~ Bill O'Reilly
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
~ Charles Darwin
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
~ Ashwin Sanghi
Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.
~ Gore Vidal
I am a drinker with writing problems.
~ Brendan Behan
Literary pleasure, and a sense of recognition and identification, real though they are, burn off like alcohol in the flame of the next heated moment.
~ Gregory Maguire
He gave his assistant a stamped, addressed envelope with a check he'd written to an "anti-charity," an organization whose policies he passionately opposes, with the instruction to mail the check if he had a drink before the time was up.
~ Gretchen Rubin
He sent him to bed in an unheated room and taught him to gulp down large amounts of rum and shout insults at church processions.
~ Gustave Flaubert
ABSINTHE – Extra-violent poison: one glass and you are dead. Journalists drink it while writing their articles. Has killed more soldiers than the Bedouins.
~ Gustave Flaubert
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
~ Gypsy Rose Lee
Every morning Mrs Eglantine sat at the round bamboo bar of the New Pacific Hotel and drank her breakfast. This consisted of two quick large brandies, followed by several slower ones. By noon breakfast had become lunch and by two o'clock the pouches under and above Mrs Eglantine's bleared blue eyes began to look like large puffed pink prawns.
~ H.E. Bates