Quotes About Alcohol

I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the issue of underage drinking and alcohol abuse for a long time. I've been outspoken about it.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

I want to remind everyone that we have a no alcohol policy at Salesforce. Alcohol is a drug, and having alcohol on a Salesforce premise is simply unfair to the Ohana who either do not want it or are intolerant of it.

The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a liquor company. Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a bar.

The man who votes for the saloon is pulling on the same rope with the devil, whether he knows it or not.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

The drunken man is a living corpse.

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.

If any young man wants to be a true temperance man let him go and get the delirium tremens, that'll settle it.

Drunkenness is the very sepulcher Of man's wit and his discretion.

A man who doesn't drink is not, in my opinion, fully a man.

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

I'm not talking to anyone, I'm delivering a monologue. It's the inebriated man's prerogative.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.