Quotes About Alcohol

Weekend forecast: mostly drunk with a chance of regret

Conserve Water, Drink Wine

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A cup of wine is medicine, a gallon of wine is ruin.

Wine makes old wives wenches.

He who drinks a fifth on the fourth may not be able to go forth on the fifth.

Quarantini recipe — 2 parts whatever alcohol you have lying around and 1 part boredom

Half of us are going to come out of this isolation as amazing cooks and the other half as drunkards.

Booze and gasoline make a deadly mixture.

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

Drive hammered, get nailed.

Drive hammered, get slammered.

Drink and drive — the police will show you some new bars.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

A man who once asserted "one drink never hurt nobody" was now wholeheartedly enlisted in the ranks of Prohibitionists who had been fighting for decades against "demon rum" and "John Barleycorn" in the belief that bad private behavior should be restrained by federal statute.

Nobody forced me to speak. Nobody? Ah yes, alcohol had made me do it. When once I had understood, when once I had realised to the full, what a liar alcohol is, and what liars it makes of honest men, I swore never to touch another drop and even to give up my occasional glass of beer. But what are resolutions, what are plans?

oh, how beautiful life is! Intoxication, forget-fulness, to float along on the stream of forgetfulness, into the twilight, deep into the darkness where there is neither failure nor regret … good alcohol, I salute you.

Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

There is held to be no surer test of civilization than the increase per head of the consumption of alcohol and tobacco. Yet alcohol and tobacco are recognizable poisons, so that their consumption has only to be carried far enough to destroy civilization altogether.

He's got so much drugs and alcohol in him right now that about the only thing I could order him to do and expect a response on would be to smile.

When she started to fill the entire glass, he jerked the bottle out of her hand. She swirled on him, staring at him hatefully. "How dare you! You're not my brother, my father, my husband—" "That's right, Christa, I'm no one but a filthy Yank. And you're going to turn into a southern lush if you're not careful!

Back then, before it became clear that democracy was best served by a drunken electorate, the bars in New York City were required to close on Election Day.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.