Quotes About Alcohol

She doesn't drink when she's driving. Best move I ever made, teaching her the basics of the internal combustion engine. Saved my life on a number of occasions.

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

His guilt slowly seeped away. His body metabolized it, like alcohol. And she colluded in his lunacy.

Smiley-face tattoos. How drunk must he have been? It kind of changed her entire view of the man. No longer the arrogant sneering man. He was Tony. Tony with smiley-face tattoos on his butt.

If brandy was made out of sparrows there would soon be no sparrows.

Prohibition helped to beautify American home life. It got rid of the rings around the bathtubs.

If a man seeks to drink enough to blind his conscience, tis acquavit or nothing.

You're not suited for this Merripen. You can't hold your liquor worth a damn. And unlike people such as me, who become quite amicable when they drink, you turn into a vile-tempered troll." Leo paused considering how best to provoke him. "Liquor brings out one's true inner nature, they say.

I've been learning a lot about how to make a martini and all the variations that you can have with a few ingredients with Belvedere.

I can't do a Bloody Mary. But I like the idea of them. It's got fresh vegetables in it.

What's Hemingway?" Astor said. I watched the crowd of look-alikes milling around on the sidewalk, jostling each other and slurping beer. "A man who grew a beard and drank a lot," I said.

Winter is the season of alcoholism and despair.

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times. He shook his head. A bar would not be a good career move for you.

Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have a lot of small choices. It's like...I guess it's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation.

Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting.

People at .08 are too impaired to drive. Studies show that at .08, the ability to perform critical driving functions is decreased by as much as 60 percent.

I will say there have been occasional times - not when I'm playing, but when I'm studying - that I have found a little bit of alcohol has been good for the creative process.

For me, alcohol has this endless fascination that there's this substance that can enhance life so beautifully and destroy it so completely.

He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn't recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron's Don Juan was par for the course.

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

Frank's Recipe for Spiced Hot Toddy (Serving For One) Three table spoonfuls of the best whisky you can find One teaspoonful of honey A squeeze of lemon juice Three cloves A teaspoonful of cinnamon Half a slice of fresh orange A pinch of nutmeg Top up with boiling water Stir with a cinnamon stick and serve in a Russian tea glass.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.