Quotes About Alcohol

Alcohol has its own well-know defects as a medication for depression but no one has ever suggested - ask any doctor - that it is not the most effective anti-anxiety agent yet known.

The letter is still in my makeup box but I am careful not to read it unless I am drunk

when she drank she did not dream.

Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.

Let's quit and become famous for being drunk 24/7 ?

You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content

If I think, I wont drink. if I drink, I cant think.

Herb is the healing of a nation. Alcohol is the destruction.

During our visits, he consumed an embarrassingly varied assortment of cheap beer and wine, vacillating between fury and melancholy as one might imagine Richard Nixon to be doing not far away. Sometimes he choked on his emotions so badly I feared I would have to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him.

Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it. I

Todas las botellas llenas de alcohol tienen un mensaje dentro, una sorpresa que uno no descubre hasta que se las bebe…»

A nineteenth-century Russian novel and vodka accompanied each other perfectly. Reading a novel while one sipped vodka legitimized the drink, while the drink made the novel seem much shorter than it truly was. I

Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it.

A nineteenth-century Russian novel and vodka accompanied each other perfectly.

the sodden, sweaty weariness of his own body, the whisky misery of it.

O whisky é o melhor amigo do homem, ele é o cahorro engarrafado

But what would Monsieur Tersteeg say about this picture when he said before a Sisley - Sisley, the most discreet and gentle of the impressionists - "I can't help thinking that the artist who painted that was a little tipsy." If he saw my picture, he would say that it was delirium tremens in full swing.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.