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Quotes About Nonsense

The game has changed. What's going on now is nonsense. You have guys complaining about not being paid.
~ David Wells
How many hundreds of times have I heard that argument, expressed by high-earning intellectuals, local and foreign: 'helping the poor is dangerous for they will become (or are already) dependent on aid'? Aid dependence, it seems, acts as an explanation for every negative social phenomenon. The rural road not maintained; the anti-erosion measure not adopted; the expression of hunger in a conversation – all due to aid dependence. Nonsense, and condescending nonsense at that.
~ Peter Uvin
The important thing is not what nonsense the voices are saying, but what the voices are feeling.
~ Peter Van Houten
Votever hyu say, meester "I'm so schmot I don't gotta make sense.
~ Phil Foglio
They are few in the midst of an overwhelming mass of brute force, and their submission is wisdom; but for a nation like England to submit to be robbed by any invader who chooses to visit her shores seemed to me to be nonsense.
~ George Combe
If we communicated with something like music, we would never be misunderstood, because there is nothing in music to understand...... But until we find this new way of speaking, until we can find a nonapproximate vocabulary, nonsense words are the best thing we've got. Ifactifice is one such word.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Sometimes I wonder if she knows, I wonder in my Nothingest moments if she's testing me, if she types nonsense all day long, or types nothing at all, just to see what I'll do in response, she wants to know if I love her, that's all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there, like new batteries in the flashlight in the emergency kit in the hall closet.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Objects that don't exist don't exist. If we were to imagine such a thing as an object that didn't exist, it would be that thing that God hated. This is the strongest argument against the nonbeliever. If God didn't exist, he would have to hate himself, and that is obviously nonsense.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense.
~ A.A. Milne
Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum. Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle, Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle, Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um. Well
~ A.A. Milne
Hyperbolic rodomantade of the most puerile type.
~ Aaron Elkins
I disappear for twenty minutes into Ford Maddox Ford's The Good Soldier while John does the dishes, fighting past my initial irritation all the class nonsense and how no one will say anything of significance because it's simply not done to be explicit. Like in James or Wharton. Those novels where you're screaming at characters to go ahead already and blurt it out, save us a hundred pages of prevarication.
~ Adam Haslett
One thing I detest most about the financial press is the lack of accountability. All sorts of nonsense is said without penalty.
~ Barry Ritholtz
Pursuit of happiness!? Nonsense!! Happiness of pursuit!
~ Prof.Salam Al Shereida
There's this idea supposedly that we preachers are supposed to walk about with sandals and ride bicycles. That's nonsense.
~ Benny Hinn
Let the words be gazetted and ridiculous henceforward.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. Some beliefs are false, and we know them to be false. So it does no good to put a halo on the notion of tolerance as if everything could be equally true. To deem all beliefs equally true is sheer nonsense for the simple reason that to deny that statement would also, then, be true. But if the denial of the statement is also true, then all religions are not true.
~ Ravi Zacharias
All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. Some beliefs are false, and we know them to be false. So it does no good to put a halo on the notion of tolerance as if everything could be equally true. To deem all beliefs equally true is sheer nonsense for the simple reason that to deny that statement would also, then, be true. But if the denial of the statement is also true, then all religions are not true. In
~ Ravi Zacharias
Anything that's strange is no good to the average American. If it doesn't have Chicago plumbing, it's nonsense.
~ Ray Bradbury
Happy! Of all the nonsense.
~ Ray Bradbury
You're a fool, a damn fool, an awful fool, an idiot, an awful idiot, a damn idiot, and a fool, a damn fool
~ Ray Bradbury
Tu sei pazzo!
~ Joseph Heller
In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius.
~ Walter Bagehot