Quotes About Fasteners

In a staggering display of power, the caster causes all portals within 1 mile to blast open in a violent burst. [...] Moreover, normal fasteners and stoppers are loosened or dislodged, such that wine corks fizz open, lids fall off dinner pots, shoelaces unlace, snaps loosen, belts unbuckle, and so on.

Good catsuits should have multiple zippers; they'll have a top and a bottom one.

I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.