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Quotes About Confusion

In the end we had changed the position of the hands so many times that we had no idea what the time really was.
~ Sijie Dai
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
~ Steven Wright
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
~ Steven Wright
You realize who you're in love with is fading fast. You don't know what to do, but in that period time moves so slowly.
~ Taylor Swift
Happy,Free,Confused,Lonley at the same time.
~ Taylor Swift
No wonder the regulators decided on segregation of boys and girls: Otherwise, it would have been a nightmare, this feeling angry and self-conscious and confused and annoyed all the time.
~ Lauren Oliver
I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
~ Mark Kaylor
In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
~ Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
~ Mark Twain
It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
~ Mark Twain
S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?
~ Mark Twain
Confound it, it's foolish, Tom
~ Mark Twain
The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they make by splitting a verb in two and putting half of it at the beginning of an exciting chapter and the other half at the end of it. Can any one conceive of anything more confusing than that? These things are called separable verbs. The German grammar is blistered all over with separable verbs; and the wider the two portions of one of them are spread apart, the better the author of the crime is pleased with his performance.
~ Mark Twain
It is most difficult to understand the disposition of the Bible God, it is such a confusion of contradictions; of watery instabilities and iron firmness; of goody-goody abstract morals made out of words, and concreted hell-born ones made out of acts; of fleeting kindness repented of in permanent malignities.
~ Mark Twain
So I gave up the idea of a circus, and concluded he was from an asylum.  But we never came to an asylum—so I was up a stump, as you may say.
~ Mark Twain
Hi-YI! YOU'RE up a stump, ain't you!
~ Mark Twain
Oh—go on, I'll take a breath or two—I don't know where I am, I'm all at sea." He
~ Mark Twain
and when I waked up in the morning, drat it all, I had forgot what my name was.
~ Mark Twain
God forgive us, mother, we are hunting the wrong man! I have not slept any all night. I am now awaiting, at dawn
~ Mark Twain
We are waenkkd , hj
~ Mark Twain
But he said to his wife, sitting next to him on the couch in the TV room, that rarely had he seen a funeral at which it seemed like almost nobody in attendance had any idea why they were there. His wife, who had heard things like this from him before, reminded him of a ceremony he had presided over only a few months ago about which he had had the same reaction. 'Oh right,' the minister said. 'Yes. That one was much worse.' He leaned down to the coffee table and picked up the remote.
~ Mark Wallace
Hopefully you'll be able to make sense of what I can represent though still fail to understand.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
I looked at my hands. I was holding onto the steering wheel so tightly, all my knuckles where shiny points of white, and my blinker was on, CLICK-click CLICK-click CLICK-click, so certain, so plain, so clear, and yet for all its mechanical conviction, blinking me in the wrong direction.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
Something's really off. I'm off. I can't do a fucking thing.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski