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Quotes About Confusion

There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.
~ Douglas Adams
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.
~ Douglas Adams
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason. This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
~ Douglas Adams
Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.
~ Douglas Adams
Goosnargh, said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.
~ Douglas Adams
It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is woking.
~ Douglas Adams
I asked him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't tell me straight away of course. Oh no. First he wiped a couple of windows and charged me a fiver. Then he told me.
~ Douglas Adams
Like, for instance, standing in the kitchen wondering what you went in there for. Everybody does it, but because there isn't—or wasn't—a word for it, everyone thinks it's something that only they do and that they are therefore more stupid than other people. It is reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is "woking.
~ Douglas Adams
It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me," said Zaphod whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight, "Every time you try to operate on of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?
~ Douglas Adams
One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much.
~ Douglas Adams
She stared at them with the worried frown of a drunk trying to work out why the door is dancing.
~ Douglas Adams
So after a hectic week of believing that war was peace, that good was bad, that the moon was made of blue cheese, and that God needed a lot of money sent to a certain box number, the Monk started to believe that 35 percent of all tables were hermaphrodites, and then broke down.
~ Douglas Adams
He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.
~ Douglas Adams
Trilllian had come to suspect that the main reason he had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.
~ Douglas Adams
But now he felt as if the whole world were tipping backwards over his head, and this, he couldn't help feeling, was a very worrying thing for the world to do.
~ Douglas Adams
He was trying to marshal his arguments for proving that he did not now constitute a mental-health hazard himself. He was far from certain about this – his mind seemed to be full of noise, horses, smoke, and the stench of blood.
~ Douglas Adams
I searched my soul, and discovered that there was nothing anywhere in my upbringing, experience, or even primal instincts to tell me how to react to someone who has quite simply, calmly, sitting right there in front of me, stolen one of my biscuits.
~ Douglas Adams
tutta quanta la stanza era in ogni suo punto ugualmente piena di tazzine sporche, di scarpe e di posacenere pieni che si scambiavano ormai i ruoli l'uno con l'altro.
~ Douglas Adams
He goggled at her as if she'd said something very strange about beetroots.
~ Douglas Adams
His head was swimming freestyle, but someone in his stomach was doing the butterfly.
~ Douglas Adams
The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Arthur Dent waking up and suddenly remembering where he was
~ Douglas Adams
Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason he had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.
~ Douglas Adams
computer chattered to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason. This was because reason was in fact out to lunch.
~ Douglas Adams
My God, they are! They're knocking my house down. What the hell am I doing in the pub, Ford?" "It hardly makes any difference at this stage," said Ford, "let them have their fun.
~ Douglas Adams