Quotes About Confusion

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

I think I do find humor in disorder, and reality is disorder.

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.

When I was a wee little kid, " remarked Roic, watching over their shoulders, "there was a time I thought that any skinny old man I saw was my grandfather. It was pretty confusing.

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

Before I came here, I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture, I am still confused -- but on a higher level.

Shut the front door!" Jenna exclaimed.Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. "The door is shut?