Quotes About Confusion

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill.

It is beyond my apprehension.

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!

Americans are now in disarray

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

I've come to ask you where Seth is." "Funny," said Andrea. "We were going to ask you the same thing." I was taken aback. "How would I know?" They both just stared. "I don't!

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.

I took a baby shower.

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

I think it's funny how people get confused when they think about church music, because a lot of times there is a soloist who stands out, but my church wasn't like that at all.

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?