Quotes About Routine

The return from the walk, and the arrival of tea, should be exactly coincident, and not later than a quarter past four.

Outside of a teapot life is but thousands of dusty affairs.

It's hard getting away from the office when you work from home.

Every day a thread makes a skein in the year.

Not sure if it's Tuesday or just a second Monday.

Taco Tuesday is followed by Whiskey Wednesday and Thirsty Thursday.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!

You have casual Fridays. Those of us who work at home have shaveless Mondays… deodorantless Tuesdays… sockless Wednesdays… and of course, topless Thursdays.

* Monday * Tuesday * Wednesday * Thursday * Friday * I blinked * Monday

On weekends my coffee is recreational, as opposed to weekdays when it's medicinal.

Suburban life is merely motherhood on wheels.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"

I need to do some social distancing from the refrigerator.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

Today is the longest day of the year—but anymore, every day is.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

teaching itself no longer spoke to her heart. Not in the uncomplicated way that her sock-sorting did.

Security and safety were the reward of dullness.

There was a perception that life here was-I won't say gray, that's hard for me-but beige.

Unser Leben ist eingeengt von zahllosen Gewohnheiten, an die man sich halten muss, wenn man zur Horde gehören will.

Coffee black, water tap, whisky neat.

Frankly I'm fairly boring or fairly busy. Between writing and family, I have little time for anything else.

With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.