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Quotes About Awkwardness

After all, he was only a man, with a man's dislike of difficult or awkward situations.
~ Bram Stoker
The girl with the long brown hair turned around. Are you her boy friend? she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back. Then question made her feel a little awkward. After all, she had saved him a seat. No, I'm her fiance, Nate said. We've been promised to each other since birth. Summer added. Our wedding isn't until March.
~ Brandon Mull
You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like TAKE LUCK.. If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. SHUT UP!
~ Brian Regan
She said there was no tactful way for a naked person to cope with a runny nose, especially while dancing. Orly grudgingly agreed.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Maggad glances nervously around. He's well on the way to regretting this incursion into the newsroom, where he stands out like the proverbial turd in the punch bowl. He might own the place, but he doesn't belong.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Can I sleep with you the whole time we're here, Laura? Can I? Oh, please say I can! Every eyes, except for the ever discreet Addison's, turned to the duke. Sterling cleared his throat awkwardly, a most endearing flush creeping up his jaw.
~ Teresa Medeiros
It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, Well, isn't this nice.
~ Terry Pratchett
Child. That was a terrible thing to say to anyone who was almost thirteen.
~ Terry Pratchett
Everybody present laughed nervously, except Lord Vetinari, who just laughed.
~ Terry Pratchett
Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
~ Terry Pratchett
I've always giggled like a 13-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber meet and greet. There's nothing I can do about it but I've never not been able to stop.
~ Anderson Cooper
I feel like all the parts are seniors in high school and seventh graders, and I think I kinda skipped that awkward stage by not working those years.
~ Nat Wolff
My first kiss was in 7th grade. It grossed me out. I kind of freaked out!
~ Lauren Alaina
I watch 'The Great British Bake Off' in the way I used to watch people kiss on TV in front of my parents when I was young. Cringe.
~ Katie Hopkins
Is there anyone in this apartment who hasn't seen me naked?" I demanded, grabbing the sheet and the phone. "I genuinely hope so, Cassandra.
~ Karen Chance
Then why are you getting dressed?" "Maybe I don't like being the only naked one in the room," I said sarcastically. And immediately regretted it. "That is easily remedied," he told me, and pulled off his sweater.
~ Karen Chance
Before I left, I just wanted to say . . . thank you." It came out a little strangled. I thought about it for a moment. "You're welcome?" "Do you know what I'm thanking you for?" Damn. I'd hoped he wouldn't ask that. It couldn't be for lunch, since we'd never had any. And I guessed we wouldn't now, what with a possessed fridge and all. "No?" I said, figuring I had a fifty-fifty shot.
~ Karen Chance
My lord...I can explain-," Louis-Cesare began, looking less than certain that he could do anything of the kind. Radu held up a hand. "I am sure there is a perfectly good reason why my niece is naked and tied to her bed. I am also equally certain that I do not wish to hear it".
~ Karen Chance
How the hell do you think I feel?" I don't want to end up inside a woman!" He paused. "Well, at least not that way
~ Karen Chance
Christian : You two gonna stand there fucking each other with your eyes all night, or can we get on with it ?
~ Karen Marie Moning
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of you. You must have gotten a sock or something stuck. Oh, my." She pried her gaze from his groin.
~ Karen Marie Moning
I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.
~ Karen Marie Moning
I'm gonna give one of 'em my virginity one day." She preened. I was momentarily dumbstruck. I couldn't begin to enumerate all the things that were appalling about that possibility. "We so have to talk," I finally managed.
~ Karen Marie Moning
See that blonde down there with the big tits? I was about to get laid." "One, I'm too young to hear that kind of stuff, and two, I don't see you carrying a club to knock her over the head with, so how were you going to accomplish that?
~ Karen Marie Moning