Quotes About Hell

Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell - it's just Heaven for bad people.

Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling.

As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far - much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet.

What matters Death, if Freedom be not dead? No flags are fair, if Freedom's flag be furled. Who fights for Freedom, goes with joyful tread To meet the fires of Hell against him hurled.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

I consider that the chief dangers which confront the coming century will be…religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God and heaven without hell." —WILLIAM BOOTH, founder of The Salvation Army

How long is long in a hellish place?

Embrace paradox. Look for patterns. Beethoven holds the key but doesn't know it yet. Hiding inside your Shangri-La you might find the Gates of Hell

Best years of my life. Hell, killing, drinking, and fucking—to an Okie from Henryetta, Vietnam wasn't no war, it was a goddamned vacation." He shook his head. "Politicians fucked up a pretty good war.

I offered them Utopia, but they fought for the right to live in Hell.

If I serve you in hopes of Paradise, deny me Paradise. If I serve thee in fear of hell, condemn me to hell. But if I love thee for love of thyself, then grant me thyself.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like.

I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell."

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere.""Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell.

What is Hell like?" I blurted out before I could stop myself. Damn my curiosity. "You've never been there?" He eyed me suspiciously. Yeah, I went to Hell every summer for vacation.

Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.

As for the United States' future in Afghanistan, it will be fire and hell and total defeat, God willing, as it was for their predecessors - the Soviets and, before them, the British.