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Quotes About Darkness

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.
~ Jim Norton
If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.
~ Ricky Gervais
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
~ Garrison Keillor
Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Three lights should be fine." - Zachary"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald
~ Steve Alten, The Loch
You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.
~ Solange nicole
Let's just say, there's not much of a moon out tonight, " Nose continued anyway, "but if Yale joined us, there would be.
~ Ripley Patton, Ghost Hand
So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire's coffin? - Shella
~ Krista Alasti, Taming Shadows
It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light
~ Josh Stern
Horror shares an edge with hilarity.
~ Shannon Huffman Polson
He's more how Satan would look if he needed to seduce you into drowning a baby.
~ Eve Dangerfield, Locked Box
If you don't Understand the color of Darkness and Loneliness Then you must be Blind
~ Yaganesh Derasari
My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness.
~ Neil Gaiman
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
~ Jane Dentinger
Every Friday is black where I work.
~ The Covert Comic
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
~ The Covert Comic
That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...
~ Lemony Snicket
Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth.
~ Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
But...he's a demon. Isn't that sort of the main category of Things to Smite?
~ Bethany Frenette, Dark Star
Shearwater sighed, like a whale in the night.
~ Aldous Huxley, Antic Hay
Taking a dump...blackout
~ Batuhan Ibal
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
~ Derek Landy, Dark Days
Iago's soliloquy - the motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity - how awful it is!
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Yet mystery and imagination arise from the same source. This source is called darkness ... Darkness within darkness, the gateway to all understanding.
~ Laozi