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Quotes About Smoking

And the dope often gave him a painful case of pleurisy if he smoked it for more than two straight days of heavy continuous smoking
~ David Foster Wallace
Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have been raised in the environment of a smoker.
~ Christy Turlington
A modern hospital is like Grand Central Station—all noise and hubbub, and is filled with smoking physicians, nurses, orderlies, patients and visitors. Soft drinks are sold on each floor and everybody guzzles these popular poisons. The stench of chemicals offends the nose, while tranquillizers substitute for quietness.
~ Herbert M. Shelton
Ik ben zo gek op sigaretten dat ik soms zin krijg om niet-rokers op hun bakkes te slaan.
~ Unknown
Ik ga op de rand van het bed zitten en rook een sigaret. Als die opgerookt is, gooi ik de asbak leeg in een plastic doos die in de kleine diepvriezer van de slaapkamer staat. Zonder de peuk. Alleen de as. De peuk werp ik door het open raam in de tuin van de buren, die met vakantie zijn.
~ Unknown
Although I drank little, I smoked about twenty cigarettes a day, and when I played mahjong all night long, as I sometimes did, I smoked fifty or more. I did not have much to do with the other Japanese in Hankow, and for that reason I was soon able to speak Chinese pretty well.
~ Hiroo Onoda
I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
~ Lexa Doig
I'm a pretty decent cook. I like to grill. I have a smoker that I love. I love me some steak. And I'll make a huge salad with a ton of vegetables.
~ Abby Wambach
I'm pretty fit. We've got a lot of stairs in our house, and I'm up and down them all the time. Plus, I don't smoke, and I'm vegetarian.
~ Anita Dobson
Banning smoking in vehicles with children in them will help protect them from the misery of smoking-related diseases, from cancer to asthma and emphysema.
~ Luciana Berger
The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: people don't encounter it normally, they don't see it in their big supermarkets, they don't see people smoking in public places, they don't see tobacco vending machines.
~ Andrew Lansley
There were four of us—George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency. We were sitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were—bad from a medical point of view I mean, of course.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
Among the world's evils—fascism, ethnic cleansing, environmental degradation— smoking deserves the most severe curricular attention in my kid's school.
~ Jess Walter
I don't write at the library, because I smoke when I work or would like the possibility of a smoke. Also, I need to be at my own desk.
~ Tom Stoppard
When I was an art student in the early 60's before the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was an artist.
~ Bill Griffith
An analysis of more than 30 university research studies on happiness and health by Dutch researcher Dr. Ruut Veenhoven showed that being chronically unhappy has the same effect on longevity as smoking cigarettes daily. On average, the effects of unhappiness cut your life expectancy by six years.
~ Valorie Burton
I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.
~ Al Hirt
She waited, smoking, watching him with a feminine vigil of intensity and acuity.
~ Philip K. Dick
What both paradoxes show is that decisions based on probabilistic arguments are not logical decisions. Logic and probabilistic arguments are incompatible... Jerry Cornfield justified the findings that smoking causes lung cancer by appealing to a piling up of evidence, where study after study shows results that are highly improbable unless you assume that smoking is the cause of the cancer. Is it illogical to believe that smoking causes cancer?
~ Unknown
It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.
~ David Sedaris
The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge.
~ David Sedaris
I hated leaving a hole in the smoking world, and so I recruited someone to take my place. People have given me a lot of grief, but I'm pretty sure that after high school, this girl would have started anyway, especially if she chose the army over community college.
~ David Sedaris
It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate.
~ David Sedaris
It seems crazy to cut smoking mothers out of textbooks, but within a few years they won't be allowed in movies either. A woman can throw her newborn child from the roof of a high-rise building. She can then retrieve the body and stomp on it while shooting into the windows of a day-care center, but to celebrate these murders by lighting a cigarette is to send a harmful message. There are, after all, young people watching, and we wouldn't want them to get the wrong idea.
~ David Sedaris