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Quotes About Animals

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
~ Jim Gaffigan
Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored
~ Alice Walker
Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.
~ Bob Barker
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
~ Fran Lebowitz
The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.
~ Margaret Cho
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
~ Garrison Keillor
It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.
~ Henry David Thoreau
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.
~ Carrie Ann Inaba
If we have some pet animals, we should feed them also before taking our food. Perceive God in every living being and feed them with that attitude.
~ Mata Amritanandamayi
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
~ Jacquelyn Mitchard
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
~ Betty White
Dogs are miracles with paws.
~ Sark
Dogs are our link to paradise.
~ Milan Kundera
Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.
~ Benvenuto Cellini
Every year the hunters shot cows and horses and family pets and each other. And unbelievably, they sometimes shot themselves, perhaps in a psychotic episode where they mistook themselves for dinner
~ Louise Penny
I think every pet lover has an appreciation for nature - I've never met an animal lover who didn't have some kind of connection to the natural world.
~ Glenn Close
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.
~ Martha Stewart
One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life
~ Lauren Myracle
It doesn't matter if an animal can reason. It matters only that it is capable of suffering and that is why I consider it my neighbor.
~ Albert Schweitzer
Ive always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
~ Tippi Hedren
Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.
~ Charles Bukowski
Having pets in the house helps everyone have a reverence for life.
~ Bernie Siegel
I don't use the word 'pet.' I think it's speciest language. I prefer 'companion animal.' We would no longer allow... pet shops... Eventually companion animals would be phased out.
~ Ingrid Newkirk
I never met a pet I didn't like.
~ Andy Warhol